lowermarshhammer 11:51 Fri Feb 1
Ridiculously daft things that your wife has done
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The boiler has low pressure. Heating system stops, Mrs LMH can't contact me and can't wait 5 hours for me to come home to sort it. So she goes on you tube and tries to fix it despite me explaining to her exactly what needs to be done a few times in the past.
It's a simple thing to rectify, turn two levers, wait a few moments for pressureto restore to 1 bar. Happy days.
She gets a screwdriver out after watching an irrelevant YouTube video and plays around with valve screws which are in the system before the two levers. She's not 100 % sure if she's returned the screws to the original positions.
Big puddle under the boiler two mornings in a row now.
DAFT COW
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lowermarshhammer
11:54 Fri Feb 1
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Of course this was ultimately all my fault for not being contactable whilst earning the money to pay for some cunt to come out and fix her fuck up.
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Darby_
11:57 Fri Feb 1
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Marry you?
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ChillTheKeel
11:58 Fri Feb 1
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Great story, mate.
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ironsofcanada
11:58 Fri Feb 1
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Darby
I was going to say "marrying me"
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Northern Sold
12:00 Fri Feb 1
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Bought a leather sofa from a bloke who knocked on the door for £250-00... well when I say leather sofa I meant the biggest fire hazard known in the whole of Christendom ... I spent the whole night chopping it up with a axe in the back garden .... she was next but I had to have a breather...
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boltkunt
12:03 Fri Feb 1
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The wife went to England Vs Germany at Wembley last year, about 20 minutes through the game she messaged me asking what colors england were wearing, (the shit navy blue kit), once I told her this she realised she'd been cheering the Germans.
Stupid bint.
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JustAFatKevinDavies
12:06 Fri Feb 1
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im going to stick my neck on the line and say eyesight probably aint a strength of hers bolty.
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Nurse Ratched
12:07 Fri Feb 1
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Shouldn't it be 1.5 bar? That's what I set my pressure to.
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ohnobleone
12:07 Fri Feb 1
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Rang GMTV To complain the Time clock on the screen was an hour out.
Only to then discover the channel was on +1.
You couldn't make it up !
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boltkunt
12:08 Fri Feb 1
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Davies, I'm a fucking sort. Plus a nice guy to boot.
She's punching, MASSIVELY.
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JustAFatKevinDavies
12:11 Fri Feb 1
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cards on the table bolty, you're the ugliest person I've ever seen in the flesh. I'm sure I've seen worse on tv etc but in everyday life its you.
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lowermarshhammer
12:11 Fri Feb 1
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Nurse
Minimum 0.5 or heating stops.
1 bar at rest
Generally between 1.3 and 1.5 when in use.
Guess every system is different.
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boltkunt
12:12 Fri Feb 1
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We both know that's a lie.
You've met Griffin.
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Hermit Road
12:13 Fri Feb 1
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My missis asked me if there are boy cows while we were out for a drive in the country. She couldn't work out how there could be any new cows without boy cows and girl cows to get together in the first place for some cow love.
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Northern Sold
12:15 Fri Feb 1
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That's actually quite cute Hermit... I mean I'd have just ruffled her hair and said... Oh You !!! I mean she never wasted £250-00 buying a so called leather sofa from a bloke knocking at your front door eh????
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ironsofcanada
12:17 Fri Feb 1
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Sold
Do you ever tell a joke once?
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Hermit Road
12:18 Fri Feb 1
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It's true. I didn't feel the need to get the axe out.
However, whenever she loads the dishwasher she always stands long utensils up vertically in the cutlery section meaning that the spinny thing for the top shelf can't spin. That sometimes brings me to the edge.
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violator
12:19 Fri Feb 1
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Missed the turn off for Erith at the tunnel, had to get the tunnel traffic plod to escort her onto a slip road so she didn't have to go to ESSEX.
Drove off in her old Fiesta (way before I met her) without realising the windscreen had been nicked.
But she's a great cook.
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Eerie Descent
12:21 Fri Feb 1
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Sold0, I thought you said Rochford was nice?
Pikey's selling moody sofas door to door? Worse still, people that buy them?
I'm passing on that invite round for a beer, fella.
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Northern Sold
12:24 Fri Feb 1
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ironsofcanada 12:17 Fri Feb 1
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Sold
Do you ever tell a joke once?
It's not a joke ... it's a true story... It might pass for a joke in canada... but not here.... I'm here to help...
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